18个搞笑的单身说说来了，句句滑稽，适合发朋友圈

Every time I go to someone's wedding, I think: When will the food be served? I don't know if that's why I'm single.

十六、有时候还人口为129人妒忌那些嚼犬的，至少他们还有普通人比起，像我这种只敢看的，应该就叫做眺望犬吧。

Sometimes envy those who lick the dog, at least they have objects close to, like me this only dare to see, should be called overlooking the dog.

十七、看着别人秀恩爱，我就在想：我上辈子究竟得罪了月老，他究竟把我拉进之列了，不然为什么这么多年对我迫不得已。

To see others show love, I just think: I have sinned against the joking, he is not put me into the blacklist, otherwise why so many years to me.

十八、昨天我梦到我普通人跟别人跑了，我在梦里就让很伤心，醒来后发现取而代之我还不想有普通人，我就就让更厉害了。

Yesterday I dreamed that my object ran with others, I cried in the dream very sad, woke up and found that I had no object, I cried more.

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